Once upon a time, there were two roommates that were bored out of their freaking skulls, while a third one was asleep soundly in her bed. Sam and Aly, the two bored ones, got a genius idea to go rock climbing! Being the heartless cads that they were, they did not wake Tasha up to join them. So Tasha remained asleep. *note: Tasha had a good nap and was grateful not to be woken up.
Sam and Aly headed off towards the rock haus in Aly's beautiful car named Betty. Once arriving to the rock haus, Sam and Aly had a quick crash course on boleing and climbing. They seemed to be catching on pretty well, so they were set free to climb to their hearts desires.
Aly had been rock climbing before, so Sam told Aly to climb first. Putting all of her trust into Sam, Aly climbed up the wall with great care.
We will now have a short intermission as Aly climbs the wall.
Aly reached the top of the wall, and yelled down to Sam that she was ready to go! Aly thought that Sam had her back, so she leaned back and waited for the rope to catch her. Unfortunately, Aly was lied to, and she began to fall quickly to her death. A scream escaped Aly's lips: she thought her life was over! Luckily, Sam quickly solved her issues and saved Aly's life, minutes before she hit the ground!!! When Aly got to the bottom, she thanked her lucky stars that she was alive.
It was then Sam's turn to climb.
Sam scampered up the wall, much like a spider monkey, with some falls. Luckily for Sam, Aly does not hold grudges, so when Sam fell, Aly was a good Bole and stopped Sam from falling.
Aly and Sam soon realized that they were weaksauce and could not continue to climb any further. So, they decided to redbox a movie. They watched the movie RED with great joy without Tasha, because Tasha was not home. Sam and Aly did not care. *note: Sam and Aly may have cared a little, but for the sake of the story, there was no love shown towards Tasha.
After the movie, Sam and Aly hopped back into the Bettymobile, put on some tunes of the JB variety, and headed back to Walmart. Sam and Aly were looking good! Sam was wearing a snuggy and her hair was done much like a geisha, and Aly was in sweatpants that were covered in chalk. Because Aly was a lazybones, she decided to kick Sam out of the car to return the movie, and Aly would drive around the parking lot to pick Sam back up. Sam hopped out of the car, just as the JB song reached it's climax. As Sam looked up, she saw 5 sexy men looking straight back at her. Holding back laughs, Sam returned the movie and returned to Betty. Sam and Aly then drove home, laughing about the incident, only slightly emotionally scarred for life.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Take a Stalk on the Wild Side
When you live with four other ladies, it is often difficult to get away, even for a date! Tonight, we proved this to be true. While Aly was out on the town and on a date, we began the approach.... As soon as they shut the door, we ran to the windows to case the vehicle. After identifying the vehicle in question we began our chase to the place where Aly had previously disclosed as the location for dinner. After arrival at said location we began to analyze the parking lot until we came upon the car. Thrilled to find out they were at the restaurant we began to devise the plan for the night! We left a mysterious love note on the front windshield and then left to do some shopping while they enjoyed their meal. After our short jaunt to the store, we returned. Glad to find that the car was still there, we parked and waited for her to appear from the restaurant. It was a thrilling, but long wait. Many videos were made, begging for her return. After finally seeing them come out, we waited for them to see the note and look around. It was quite an exciting time, until we realized they were in the car and traveling without having seen the note! Frustrated, and not knowing where they were going next, we followed in close pursuit. Hot on their tail we were excited to trail, that is until we hit a light they did not and were forced to guess our way around. Not seeing which way their car went, we continued to Aly's date's place of residence and hoped for a lucky break. We did indeed get that break, and soon the car pulled up. We watched to see which house they were going into and then went to get dinner and figure out our game plan. At Chick-Fil-A we received a delicious meal and a flower... this flower is not a normal part of the meal, but we decided that there was enough there, and they would not miss this one, so it was taken and placed into our care. After the flower had been acquired, we returned to the place where Aly was and left it on the doorstep with a note. We also left a note on the car, letting her know we had been aware of her the whole night. It was most enjoyable. We then sent her messages letting her know to go outside. She did and we received a phone call shortly letting us know it was received and that she was looking for us. It was a very eventful night for us girls in 315. Aly went on a lovely date and enjoyed herself, and Sam and I put our private investigation and stalking skills to the test. There were many lessons learned tonight, they consist of not telling your roommates where your date is going to take you, make sure when you leave notes for someone make sure they are EXTRA visible, and most importantly, eat before you leave on a stake out... :)
the beginning
8 months ago we began. it started out with six. one down. four to go then I'll be free!
serioiusly.
Aly: just plain wierd. She's an old lady who knits and yet listens to a sweet little 17 year old (J.B.)
Tasha: Pony lovin' freak who doesn't wear shoes.
Michaela: short legg-ed speed walker and ballroom dancer!
Kelsey: has the voice of an angel and can definitely pull off the homeless look ;P
Julia: is gone pursuing her life dreams
that is all i have to say.
This is aly. I am appalled at what sam has written about me, I can only assume this is jealousy. Maybe one day I will teach sam of my knitting skills, and in return, she can teach me her swift hip hop moves.
What should I say? Should I tell all the secrets, like Kelsey and her secret table dancing habit? Should I tell all the weird habits like Aly and her early bird bed time? How about all the random times like Sam and her monkey-like swinging? Or should I say something about the boys, and Michaela's secret art of wooing? Maybe I'll just talk about the amazingness that goes on behind closed doors. The friendships that are built, the fun times that are had, but most importantly the love that we share. Despite all our quirks and differences, we are meant to be together and we are who we are because of each other. I love these girls, and know they love me, they have to to put up with my pink pony, pirate zombie, trucker hat loving self :)
serioiusly.
Aly: just plain wierd. She's an old lady who knits and yet listens to a sweet little 17 year old (J.B.)
Tasha: Pony lovin' freak who doesn't wear shoes.
Michaela: short legg-ed speed walker and ballroom dancer!
Kelsey: has the voice of an angel and can definitely pull off the homeless look ;P
Julia: is gone pursuing her life dreams
that is all i have to say.
This is aly. I am appalled at what sam has written about me, I can only assume this is jealousy. Maybe one day I will teach sam of my knitting skills, and in return, she can teach me her swift hip hop moves.
What should I say? Should I tell all the secrets, like Kelsey and her secret table dancing habit? Should I tell all the weird habits like Aly and her early bird bed time? How about all the random times like Sam and her monkey-like swinging? Or should I say something about the boys, and Michaela's secret art of wooing? Maybe I'll just talk about the amazingness that goes on behind closed doors. The friendships that are built, the fun times that are had, but most importantly the love that we share. Despite all our quirks and differences, we are meant to be together and we are who we are because of each other. I love these girls, and know they love me, they have to to put up with my pink pony, pirate zombie, trucker hat loving self :)
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