seeing your life flash before your eyes

Once upon a time, there were two roommates that were bored out of their freaking skulls, while a third one was asleep soundly in her bed. Sam and Aly, the two bored ones, got a genius idea to go rock climbing! Being the heartless cads that they were, they did not wake Tasha up to join them. So Tasha remained asleep. *note: Tasha had a good nap and was grateful not to be woken up.
Sam and Aly headed off towards the rock haus in Aly's beautiful car named Betty. Once arriving to the rock haus, Sam and Aly had a quick crash course on boleing and climbing. They seemed to be catching on pretty well, so they were set free to climb to their hearts desires.
Aly had been rock climbing before, so Sam told Aly to climb first. Putting all of her trust into Sam, Aly climbed up the wall with great care.
We will now have a short intermission as Aly climbs the wall.





Aly reached the top of the wall, and yelled down to Sam that she was ready to go! Aly thought that Sam had her back, so she leaned back and waited for the rope to catch her. Unfortunately, Aly was lied to, and she began to fall quickly to her death. A scream escaped Aly's lips: she thought her life was over! Luckily, Sam quickly solved her issues and saved Aly's life, minutes before she hit the ground!!! When Aly got to the bottom, she thanked her lucky stars that she was alive.
It was then Sam's turn to climb.
Sam scampered up the wall, much like a spider monkey, with some falls. Luckily for Sam, Aly does not hold grudges, so when Sam fell, Aly was a good Bole and stopped Sam from falling.

Aly and Sam soon realized that they were weaksauce and could not continue to climb any further. So, they decided to redbox a movie. They watched the movie RED with great joy without Tasha, because Tasha was not home. Sam and Aly did not care. *note: Sam and Aly may have cared a little, but for the sake of the story, there was no love shown towards Tasha.

After the movie, Sam and Aly hopped back into the Bettymobile, put on some tunes of the JB variety, and headed back to Walmart. Sam and Aly were looking good! Sam was wearing a snuggy and her hair was done much like a geisha, and Aly was in sweatpants that were covered in chalk.  Because Aly was a lazybones, she decided to kick Sam out of the car to return the movie, and Aly would drive around the parking lot to pick Sam back up. Sam hopped out of the car, just as the JB song reached it's climax. As Sam looked up, she saw 5 sexy men looking straight back at her. Holding back laughs, Sam returned the movie and returned to Betty. Sam and Aly then drove home, laughing about the incident, only slightly emotionally scarred for life.